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I Vulcan death-gripped a St Lucian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a coot

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