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I Vulcan death-gripped a Belizean spy trying to throw Doritos at …

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a squirrel a pigeon a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a koala 🐨 a coot a raccoon 🦝

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