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I Vulcan death-gripped a St Helenian spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a pigeon a coot a crow a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a mouse 🐁

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