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I Vulcan death-gripped a St Helenian spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a rat 🐀 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨

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