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I Vulcan death-gripped a Somali spy trying to throw noodles at …

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a squirrel a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a coot a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird

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