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I Vulcan death-gripped a Belgian spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

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a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a swan 🦢 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a coot

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