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I Vulcan death-gripped a Belgian spy trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a blackbird a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁 a crow a raccoon 🦝

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