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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sierra Leonean spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a coot a pigeon a robin a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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