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I Vulcan death-gripped a Rwandan spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a crow a swan 🦢 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a magpie

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