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I Vulcan death-gripped a Panamanian spy trying to throw pizza at …

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a koala 🐨 a blackbird a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose

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