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I Vulcan death-gripped a Panamanian spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

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a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot

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