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I Vulcan death-gripped a Montserratian spy trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a coot a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a crow

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