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I Vulcan death-gripped a Montserratian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot

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