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I Vulcan death-gripped a Monegasque spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢

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