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I Vulcan death-gripped a Monegasque spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a crow a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a blackbird a squirrel

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