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I Vulcan death-gripped a Monegasque spy trying to throw shallots at …

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a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot

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