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I Vulcan death-gripped a Micronesian spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a robin a coot a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a blackbird

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