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I Vulcan death-gripped a Micronesian spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a goose a magpie a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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