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I Vulcan death-gripped a Micronesian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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