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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mauritanian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a coot a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a goose a raccoon 🦝

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