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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mauritanian spy trying to throw halloumi at …

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a pigeon a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a blackbird a koala 🐨

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