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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mauritanian spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a blackbird a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel

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