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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mauritanian spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a magpie a coot a rat 🐀

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