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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mauritanian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a coot a pigeon a squirrel a magpie a robin a swan 🦢 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝
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