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I Vulcan death-gripped a Martiniquais spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a swan 🦢 a blackbird a robin a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a goose a duck 🦆 a squirrel

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