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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a Malawian
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spinach
watermelon
tinned frankfurters
iceberg lettuce
shrimp
ice-cream cones
tomatoes
lemons
bananas
garlic cloves
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