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I Vulcan death-gripped a Libyan spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a robin a rat 🐀 a coot a blackbird a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a crow

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