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I Vulcan death-gripped a Lebanese spy trying to throw candy floss at …

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a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot

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