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I Vulcan death-gripped a Lebanese spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a squirrel a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a crow a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆

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