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I Vulcan death-gripped a Lebanese spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a magpie a koala 🐨 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a squirrel

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