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I Vulcan death-gripped an Austrian spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon a goose a mouse 🐁 a robin a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a magpie

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