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I Vulcan death-gripped a Kenyan spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a pigeon a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a squirrel a magpie a robin

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