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I Vulcan death-gripped a Kenyan spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a robin

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