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I Vulcan death-gripped a Kenyan spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a koala 🐨 a coot

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