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I Vulcan death-gripped a Jordanian spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a goose a crow a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a koala 🐨

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