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I Vulcan death-gripped an Australian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a goose a swan 🦢 a coot a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a pigeon

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