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I Vulcan death-gripped an Australian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a goose a pigeon a squirrel a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢

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