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I Vulcan death-gripped an Afghan spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie a goose a squirrel a swan 🦢 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird
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