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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
an Afghan
spy
trying to throw
shallots
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a robin
a crow
a pigeon
a squirrel
a coot
a duck 🦆
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