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I Vulcan death-gripped a woman trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a robin a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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