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I Vulcan death-gripped a shepherd trying to throw candy floss at …

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a duck 🦆 a robin a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel

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