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I Vulcan death-gripped a shepherd trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot a swan 🦢 a crow

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