Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a farmer
trying to throw
garlic cloves
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a pigeon
a goose
a robin
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a swan 🦢
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