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I Vulcan death-gripped a farmer trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a robin a rat 🐀 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a goose

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