Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.