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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a pigeon a goose a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a robin

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