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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a magpie a blackbird a mouse 🐁

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