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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw halloumi at …

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a magpie a blackbird a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose

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