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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw Pringles at …

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a crow a coot a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a squirrel

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