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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw Pringles at …

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a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a robin a magpie

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