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I Vulcan death-gripped a ticket inspector trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a crow a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢

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